let me go home home is wherever i’m with you!
offlinelosers-deactivated201201 asked: im waiting for thanksgiving you lard
Can’t wait to get an apartment. I like my roommate and all but I hate being woken up by the suction noise it makes when she makes out with her boyfriend 12 feet from my face. They probably haven’t even brushed their teeth yet..
what i would like
for the opposite sex to find me interesting why? because I want someone to cuddle with. until then i will stick with my bee pillow pet
The post secret guy
spoke at RIT tonight and some of the things he said really hit home. I’ve come to 3 realizations; 1. There are a lot of things that I haven’t really talked to anybody about that I’ve been burying for years. I think the more I bury them the more they haunt me. 2. The word secret in Hebrew means ‘come closer’. I am afraid to talk about some of the more painful things...
Guess what I'm being for Halloween
trying to compile a chronology on the Arab Spring...
Should have become a stripper instead of college
I am in club Hell, where I’m the only freaking member.
There is nothing sexier in this great big world...
A large vocabulary
offlinelosers-deactivated201201 asked: whatsup ya tits.
If my bed were a person I would marry it for sure that’s how much I love bedtime
Am I ugly
The other night I was on reddit at like 11pm and my roommate was making out with her boyfriend like 10 feet away from me which is cool I guess except that I’m never making out with anyone so I posted my picture on r/amiugly out curiosity and boredom and the verdict is that I’m not ugly so that’s a relief Also this is a run on sentence
She is deranged, but so so playful.
so lately i’ve been reading a lot about the whole Occupy Wall Street protests and I honestly find it extremely depressing. you know why? because democrats and republicans alike can’t see things from the other’s perspective. since they/we don’t see eye to eye, we develop this resentment towards anything that goes slightly against our ideals. i can almost feel the hate each...
went to my little cousin’s midget football game today to take some pictures. it was nice to get off campus for the afternoon. anyway, apparently he said to my aunt; “you know, i’m really glad that meghan came. i really like her a lot.” that made my whole damn day. also, things at RIT are improving every day FYI. only like 118 hours until Dana and Quinn visit, I’m...
devoilemoi asked: Send me sensual pics of yourself, please.
every drag queen on this planet. i love them all. that’s it. goodnight
What a potato. I miss him.
awkward: the saga continues
when your roommate gets a new boyfriend and you become a cockblock so you wind up sitting in the hall at 10pm. forevvvvvverrrr alooooone
i’m sick of waking up alone
i am weird
today i went to walk home in the rain and decided that since i was just going to get wet i’d take my time and ended up wandering around alone for 20 minutes. i came in looking like a wet rat which was pretty unattractive. then again part of being attractive is not caring about you unattractiveness and owning it which i suppose i did. also i need somebody that is also weird and will...
(friend is talking with girl I don't know about making out with some guy)
me: "ew, kissing is gross. too many cooties."
friend: "but...cooties aren't real..."
me: "sure they are, they're just called STDs!"
friend: (stares) "..."
girl i don't know: (giving me look like i have 3 heads) "you know, you can't get an std from kissing..."
me: "...yeah, i know. i was just making a joke."
gah they think i'm the biggest prude
it’s taken a month and moving away to realize how much she loves me and how important she is. i’m so lucky to have her because many people aren’t lucky to have a mom like mine. i’ve cried to her on the phone. a few times; i’ve cried more in the past month than in the past 5 years combined. every time she listens and tries to help. on wednesday she asked me if she...