December 2011
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Dec 31st
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going to hell
i thought about making a new years resolution then i realized that i’m very happy with myself and don’t want to change anything. i would have probably have said last year that i’d like to be less self absorbed and more patient and less of an asshole in general. but now i am older and wiser and i’ve realized, to a certain extent, these are good qualities. being impatient...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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i am a scrub.
thats pretty much it. 
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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bitches
they be crazy.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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i want
to be able to walk on my hands  and belly dance 
Dec 26th
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dinner table observations
Shaun, Mike, and Brian debate the fate NFC east coaches and poke fun at football celebrities that I cannot remember the names of. Kathy laughs at the ongoing conversation as she sips at her wine; red, as per usual.  Dad sits next to her, looking over the shoulder of my 23 year old brother Chris flipping back and forth through a book entitled “Baby Farm Animals”. Both sport grins. ...
Dec 26th
it's official
while in the shower today i realized two things 1. i am going to grow up to be the same person as my mother inevitably  2. like my mother, i fancy a nerd from RIT that happens to think I am wonderful. i am very content with this
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
cool
i have no friends correction: but i do have pokemon 
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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on the bright side
when i’m at home i don’t need to wear pants. that’s one of the worst things about college. you can’t just hang out in your underwear without it being sexual or whatever but in reality i’m not trying to be sexy. i’m just lazy. fuck pants this has been a post 
Dec 22nd
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dear tumblr
HELP i’m so bored and i hurt ask me questions or talk to me or kidnap me even if I don’t know you but chances are you do know me which should make you more likely to empathize with my overall boredom  please i’m begging you yes you gahhh help me i want my teeth back so that I can lead a normal life  ps i need someone to crack my back but nobody is around to do i need to go back...
Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
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nothing is beautiful
everything hurts
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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“y’know, I like rabbits and all. They’re cute and they’re...”
Dec 21st
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Listenher heart is a machine
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
mom: where is chris
dad: probably in the other room vomiting
("santa baby" starts playing)
dad: *to the tune of song* hurry down and vomit tonight.
i feel like this gives a lot of insight into why i am the way i am.
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
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another year older.
i wonder what i was thinking when i was born. anyway today should be interesting. no set plans other than a plane to new jersey in the morning.
Dec 16th
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