July 2012
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if sitting around in your underwear playing Pokemon is sexy then i am proud to say that i am the sexiest person to grace this planet
but no really the hours I’ve clocked in…
Anonymous asked: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
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you’ve got something on your butt my eyes
true friends sitting side by side on my couch on three separate macs all on Tumblr muttering to themselves
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reminiscing about the little episodes that we shared together- remember the time that you told me in the cold night to relax when all i knew was how to hold tight?
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teetering on the tightrope of recklessness and responsibility
If you don’t like books, I’m sorry but we can’t be friends. That’s pretty much my only requirement. Anyway, here’s a list of what I would like to read in the near future. If you have any suggestions, I implore you to tell me [[MORE]] 1984 - George Orwell (again) The Communist Manifesto - Karl Marx Cat’s Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut Brief Interviews with Hideous Men -...
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Years from now, when you want to relive your memories you can bet your ass that you’ll regret over-saturating the hell out of them and blurring their edges away. smdh
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I don’t know if you meant that, but I love you too Dave. I’m thankful to have some friends that I’ve been able to maintain a relationship past high school and have meaningful conversation with, and really give me something to look forward to when I’m home. I’m thankful for two parents that have stayed together and supported me in following a dream that probably many...
often I feel like I am not good enough for all of the awesome people life has thrown at me. not because I am particularly terrible, but more so because I have more than my fair share of great people that keep me in their thoughts and they really just go beyond my expectations a lot of the time. I mean even my dog is really great and waits up for me when I am out late at night at the top of the...
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Ernest Hemingway used to fish by bringing a submachine gun aboard and shooting sharks out of the water. I really like Ernest Hemingway.
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[[MORE]] How do gay marriage and fried chicken correlate at all even remotely??? I mean, even if the folks at Chik-Fil-A have a terrible opinion that I disagree with wholeheartedly, they’re entitled to it and I’m a believer in being able to make and express your own choices even if they’re terrible ones. But what I don’t get is why does their opinion even come up at all?...
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[[MORE]] my favorite thing is when I’m at a social gathering and somebody wants their picture taken and I will clearly have my camera around my neck/in my hands but the person wanting the picture would prefer their picture taken by the person next to me with an iPhone. my other favorite thing is when people drop mad bills on a fancy camera and then use Instagram for everything
the more u...
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“Like any good 50 cent song, biology is just about sex and not dying.”
sorry not sorry
that my tumblr’s personal stuff : reblogging stuff ratio is probably about 70:30 or even 80:20 at this point. (with the exception of songs that I post, but that’s what I’m currently listening to so I don’t know) oops
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Today I did some portraits for a friend of a friend of mine from high school. He’s an aspiring musician and is working on creating an album, which should be iTunes sometime in the near future (this month?). I used to get SPIN magazine when I was first getting really into photography and at the time I wanted to take the photographs of musicians (specifically) that accompany interviews and...
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Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend’s face
it’s been 6 months. thanks for not losing interest in me
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>decides it’s a beautiful bike riding morning >”I don’t need a phone, it’s just gonna end up falling out of my pocket” >ride about a mile and a half down backroads >back tire pops >have to walk home >turns out it’s actually pretty hot >no shade or water
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Today I have an interview with a real live photographer and dog gone it I am nervous. Its not really a job so much as she’s going to show me around her studio and let me sit in on a shoot at some point and maybe give me some stuff to edit in Photoshop/Lightroom but I’ve got the jitters anyway. She wants to see my work and I’m afraid that she is not gonna dig it because I am still...
OH MY GOODNESS LOOK AT THE PRECIOUS ANGELS I WANT THEM
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Sometimes when I’m just sitting on the couch writing or surfing Reddit, my brother will walk over from the kitchen and just look at me and I’ll say, “Hi Chris” and he’ll say “hi” (well, his version hi; it actually sounds a lot more like “hah”) and then he’ll lean over and give me a kiss on the cheek. And then he’ll just go off to...